It's a shame this is probably an April Fool's joke.
Imagine if it were real...
"This has been a dream of mine for a long time, and with the banks in trouble it seemed like the right time for me to reach out to the fine people at Comerica Park, AND PLASTER MY PIG-UGLY FACE ALL OVER THEIR SPORTING ENTERPRISE, ENSURING THAT, IN THE MONTHS AND YEARS TO COME, THE DETROIT TIGERS WILL FOREVER BE ASSOCIATED WITH SOME OF THE MOST ARSE-BURNINGLY SHITTY MUSIC EVER CREATED BY ANIMAL, VEGETABLE OR MINERAL." Truly, you can roll with Rock or you can *radio edit*.
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