Today in that oh so wackly and wonderful world we live in...
1. Mark Owen plots to exterminate us all through the medium of music
Oh please Mark, give it up. The world really doesn't need any more like the following:
What am AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII to do?
Clementineeeeeeeeeeeee, eeee yaiiiii eeeeee yaiiiii eeeee yai yai! *facepalm*
It's so unbearable I can barely watch
Oh God, stop him. STOP HIM.
2. Polish zoo keeper has homophobic panic attack
Oh, he's just confused, bless him. And what with all the pro-gay elephant propaganda on TV and in the news, he's bound to want to start buttfucking all the males in the zoo, isn't he? Quick, give #amazonfail a call, they'll sort this mess out once and for all!
3. Paul McKenna gets into deep, deep trouble
He'd obviously been watching Paul McKenna re-runs. Police are studying CCTV from the hotel to try to identify the conman but cameras at the shop were not working - I suppose he hypnotised those too, did he?
4. Pet Shop Boys receive most ridiculous e-mail of their career
Well, you can't knock them for trying, I suppose. Oh wait, you can. Because THIS is how we're going to affect change. Dear, oh dear.
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